Dating website for sea captains
I am a gentle, sincere, considerate, affectionate, non-smoker who loves female companionship.
Mature enough that I do not need to go farther than cuddling.
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[Spokesperson] Robert Atlas, swears it's not [a joke]: This is a real site.
So if the site is real, its member base is pretty static. 4) Finally, check out the Sea Captain Date Song -- and listen to the lyrics: I'm sorry, but no real dating business would be making jokes about its members murdering women on the high seas.
The site credits the Sea Captain Date Song to "acclaimed songwriter and musician" Cole Gladis.
I love both salt and fresh water chicks, 2 scoops of chum and plenty of bait. I'm a poet and didn't even know it :) Send Message I'm looking for someone authentic, healthy, no drugs, no kids, no issues, manageable drama at most, and enjoys being on the sea.
Coincidentally, Gladis lives in Philadelphia, where Sea Captain Date also says that it has its offices.
I'm guessing the entire site is a joke dreamed up by Gladis.
And that's a labor of love in itself." However, I still have my doubts.
Here are the things that have my hoax-sense buzzing: 1) The site is registered anonymously.
This year for the valentines season we have mailed out our annual boat ballast brick to our top members.